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zeldathemes

theres a police appreciation service or something going on in my class building and there are police everywhere i had to walk by so many and i am so fucking high

sadangrylatina:

omg

sadangrylatina:

omg

hexbird:

specterbilis:

i dont want a boyfriend or girlfriend
i want a faithful dragon companion

  #what is happening with zayn why all of u heated  

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French Friend: well, the total cost of me going to Med school is about 406 a year -
American Friend: THOUSAND?
French Friend: Um, no. 406 Euro. It sounds a little high but it covers the cost of my textbooks, extra classes and most of my housing. How much is it for you?
  #eat my ass    #is this real  

thesassylorax:

mrcaptaincook:

kinesin (a motor protein) pulling a some kind of vesicle along some kind of cytoskeletal filament
via John Liebler at Art of the Cell

Well you can tell by the way that I use my walk I’m a protein man no time to talk

thesassylorax:

mrcaptaincook:

kinesin (a motor protein) pulling a some kind of vesicle along some kind of cytoskeletal filament

via John Liebler at Art of the Cell

Well you can tell by the way that I use my walk I’m a protein man no time to talk

*sends out wedding invitations to one direction* *leaves 5 seats open in the front row* 

When her kiss transforms the Beast, she is furious.

"You should have warned me! Here I was smitten by an exceptional being, and all of a sudden, my fiance becomes an ordinary distinguished young man!"

the 1909 play Beauty and the Beast:  Fantasy in Two Acts by Fernand Noziere, the very first published version of the story where the Beauty is disappointed when the Beast transforms into a human at the end. (via corseque)
  #quote    #im cleaning out my likes im so sorry  
  #me  

officialunitedstates:

"Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law"

"How come millipedes have so many legs but can’t even move very fast"

teamrocketing:

*knocks you out with a calculator* bet you weren’t counting on that

suctioning:

when you unsuspectingly see your best friend at the store

image

partner: you be the teacher ill be the student ;)
me: okay
me: write an essay on whether theatre architecture of a particular period always reflects that period's culture. i want it on my desk by monday
partner: oh no but... thats such a hard essay... is there anything i can do for extra credit? ;)
me: no
partner: but professor.... surely then i could... persuade you to extend the deadline...? ;)
me: no
partner: so... what do you want, professor?? ;)))
me: an essay on whether theatre architecture of a particular period always reflects that period's culture. on my desk. by monday
magnacarterholygrail:

hotsenator:

Dear Mr. Flocka Flame, in the attached file you will find my resumé,

waka outchea creatin sustainable jobs and stimulatin the economy

*rolls resume into blunt and lets flocka smoke it*

magnacarterholygrail:

hotsenator:

Dear Mr. Flocka Flame, in the attached file you will find my resumé,

waka outchea creatin sustainable jobs and stimulatin the economy

*rolls resume into blunt and lets flocka smoke it*