theres a police appreciation service or something going on in my class building and there are police everywhere i had to walk by so many and i am so fucking high
i dont want a boyfriend or girlfriend
i want a faithful dragon companion
kinesin (a motor protein) pulling a some kind of vesicle along some kind of cytoskeletal filament
Well you can tell by the way that I use my walk I’m a protein man no time to talk
*sends out wedding invitations to one direction* *leaves 5 seats open in the front row*
When her kiss transforms the Beast, she is furious.
"You should have warned me! Here I was smitten by an exceptional being, and all of a sudden, my fiance becomes an ordinary distinguished young man!"
"Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law"
"How come millipedes have so many legs but can’t even move very fast"
*knocks you out with a calculator* bet you weren’t counting on that
when you unsuspectingly see your best friend at the store
Dear Mr. Flocka Flame, in the attached file you will find my resumé,
waka outchea creatin sustainable jobs and stimulatin the economy
*rolls resume into blunt and lets flocka smoke it*